So we punched him in the balls and shot him in the head Now that purple thing is dead I hate you You hate me Lets team up and kill Barney With a baseball bat And a Four-by-Four No more purple dinosaur I hate you You Hate Me Let's tie Barney to a tree! I'll get the match, You get the gasoline, Light the match and watch him scream. I hate you You hate me Let's tie Barney to a tree With an M16 and a pistol full of lead We just shot off Barney's head I hate you You hate me Barney gave you H.I.V. Joy to the world That Barney's dead We barbecued his head! What happened to his body? We flushed it down the potty Down into the sewer, straight into the manure Round and round it goes! Five years later, chewin' on his underwear Wish he had another pair Eaten by a polar bear! Chewin' on his underwear Nine years later, had another barbecue I had to go to the restroom I run up the stairs and look in the toilet And there was Barney's head! Joy to the world That Barney's dead We barbecued his head! What happened to his body? We flushed it down the potty Round and round it goes like Indiana Jones We watched it go round and round! I Hate You (Sung to the tune of " Joy To The World") 1.1 Joy To The World The Big Man's DeadĮxamples Joy To The World The Big Man's Dead.
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